Masturbation has been around for longer than humanity, with primates
being in on the fun for millions of years. It is humans, though, who have
really grabbed the bull by the horns, as it were. In fact, mankind’s affinity
for self-love is encapsulated in Rule 34 of the Internet which states that if
something exists, there is porn of it.
Masturbation isn’t just for sad and lonely folks, though,
even some of the world’s flashiest celebs have admitted to getting down and
You’d think the man who’s dating Katy Perry would need too
much, erm, satisfaction, but John has openly admitted his penchant for personal
pleasure. He says “I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my
life. The phone doesn't pick up because I'm masturbating. And I have excused
myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew
when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion.”
Robert Downey Jr.
Downey Jr has a history of addictive behaviour including
alcohol and a wide range of drugs. It isn’t really a surprise, then, that he
also found himself addicted to fondling. "I was a compulsive, serial
masturbator,” he told the Sunday Times. At least he takes a positive opinion of
his private activity "But it was the best thing I could have been. I utilised
that organ and rode it for everything it was worth."
James Franco is at any one time producing, acting, writing
and studying for a master’s degree. However he still finds time to indulge in a
little snake charming: "I'm in hotels a lot for a lot of my life. And I
don't mind it because I have a lot of stuff to do on my own. I have a lot of
reading to do for school or whatever .... You asked! So, when I'm alone, I do
masturbate a lot" he told the LA Times.
The former Desperate Housewives star has been a vocal
supporter of masturbation, saying that “the best sex I ever had was with my vibrator”
in an interview. She continued to say that “I didn't begin enjoying sex until I
started masturbating... It's a shame I didn't discover it sooner... Everybody
should do it." You go, Eva.
Rain Man might be a bit more advanced than the other members
of this list but that doesn’t stop him from holding the sausage hostage every
once in a while. He’s even said that it’s a way for him to burn calories, so
there’s always that.
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