We all know that men are somewhat obsessed with their penises – we give them pet names, we worry about them being big enough, we brag about our own and joke about those of others.
It’s also no secret that the penis isn’t exactly the most aesthetically attractive part of the male anatomy.
Put those two facts together and what do you get? Men who will go to considerable lengths – and frequently through astonishing amounts of pain – to prettify their Johnsons.