Posted by: Hoender | 2004/10/15

Women are like apples on trees.

Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead,
they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come
along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the
Men, on the other hand, are like a fine wine.
They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of
them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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Posted by: hubbie | 2004/10/15

women like the following animals:

a BEAR in their cupboards
a TIGER in their beds
a JAGUAR in their garage
and an APE to pay for it

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Posted by: CuteOne | 2004/10/15

I'll give you a break. This is a good one Hoender, it answers a whole lot of questions. It actually is a compliment to women folk!

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Posted by: Beyond Tired | 2004/10/15

Ons hoop maar so, thanx, lekker naweek vir jou.

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Posted by: Hoender | 2004/10/15

BT cheer up more skyn die son weer,ek weet dis maklik om te praat en ek is nie in jou skoene nie maar van my af,geniet jou naweek.

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Posted by: Beyond Tired | 2004/10/15

Okay, okay, you are bored but this one to me is sad not funny.....
It's amazing how the human race can make jokes about stuff that is indirectly quite true and it is hurtful at the same time. This reminds me of the Walt Disney stories where the parents always seem to die and the bad guy always seem to be the good guy.

Anyway, Once upon a time there were three bears, now there's a plenty.

Have you heard:
Me no worry,
Me no care,
Me just marry a millionaire,
If he die,
Me no cry,
Me just find another guy.

See it is cruel to some degree.....sorry am in a serious mood today with a hint of humour.

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Posted by: bored | 2004/10/15

Jy's nuut hier (en verveeld) as jy wil chat sit dan CHAT vooraan jou posting of as dit 'n gediggie is POEM etc. dan weet die CS waaroor dit gaan en hy kan hom steur aan belangrike dinge.

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