Posted by: PARIS | 2004/11/02

When will this day end?

Hi Guys,

I am feeling good today. But alittle frustrated.

I've been suffering from Head aches for the past two weeks. I have a new friend on my face, i think my hormones are out of sync'. I have been feeling nausius for a couple of days now too, and i woke up in a bad mood. I usually have only good days, and today is not one of them. By the time i got to work i thought i would be ok. But then got shat on for using some ones mug yesterday. Urgh. Never-the-less, i said sorry and went on with my work. Every one in the office seems to be stressed today. Every one is fighting with each other, including the directors, and i'm itching to tell them to shut it. But i am sitting diligently in my corner while they all bite off each others heads.

I hate days like this. I would do some retail therapy, but my cars in for a service today, so i cant even leave the office for a while for some time out.

Its only 09:49, and there's hours to go before i leave the office, then do the usual clean up in the house. I dont mind doing the house work, but tonight i just really feel like some time out.

Frustrations, frustrations....

any one got a good joke?


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let them bite each other's heads off, but don't lose your head.

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Posted by: PARIS | 2004/11/02

Me too. Thanks guys!!!

You da bomb.


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Posted by: Inc | 2004/11/02

yip... these definitely got me giggling!

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Posted by: Mindful | 2004/11/02

There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was very
pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work and found that a
new girl had started working with him at his office.

Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite
smitten with her and after a while it became obvious that she was very
interested in him too. But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do
anything with Clearly while he was still going out with his girlfriend.

He decided that there was nothing left to do but to break up with Lorraine
and get on with Clearly. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he
couldn't bring himself to do it.

Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank when Lorraine
slipped and fell into the river. The current carried her off and she
drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off
smiling and singing and smiling and singing.

What was he singing, you ask???



I can see Clearly now .... Lorraine is gone....

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Posted by: Joker | 2004/11/02

This oke is having problems with his sex life, so he goes to see a shrink. In a bid to get to the root of the problem, the shrink reels off a list of questions. Amoung them, 'Do you ever watch your wife's face while you are having sex?'
'Well, yes,' says the oke. ' I did once.'
'And how did she look at you?'
'She looked extremely angry.'
Aha, thinks the shrink. Now we are getting somewhere.
'Tell me,' he says, ' why do you think your wife was angry on this occasion?'
'Well, thats easy,' says the oke. 'She was watching us through the window.'

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Posted by: . | 2004/11/02

I Urgently needed a few days holiday, but because I never had any leave

due to me, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a few days leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "Mad" then he would tell me to take a

few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny


My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing ? I told her that

I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was


and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are

you doing ?"

I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are mad - take a few days


I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And

where are you going?" She said "I can't work in the dark !!!!"

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