Posted by: Hoender | 2004/10/20

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.<br>

More Quotes On Life ...

1) My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was
God and I didn't!
2) I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6) Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
7) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
8) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10) I'm not a complete idiot-Some parts are missing.
11) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12) NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13) God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15) Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17) Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19) Procrastinate Now!
20) I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
21) A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22) A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
23) STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
24) They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
25) He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26) A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up three thousand
times the memory.
27) HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a
28) The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29) The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

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Posted by: Hoender | 2004/10/21

Die company behoort aan my,ek is die baas en kan doen net wat ek wil.

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Posted by: Marie | 2004/10/21

Isnt that what everyone says on the net? That they goodlooking etc? If you work for a top company like you say, why do you have so much time to type sexist stuff?? This is WOMAN by the way. I thought Marie would be a better disguise!!

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Posted by: Hoender | 2004/10/21

Lekker dag vir almal.

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Posted by: Yup | 2004/10/21

and what about that obsession with laying eggs, bloody strange

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Posted by: D@mn | 2004/10/21

ha! I dispute that excellent positive personality bit... personally I think you've got a personality about as pleasant as a car crash!

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Posted by: Hoender | 2004/10/21

Marie - White Boy,Blond with blue eyes,tall ,good looking (so they say) with a excellent positive personallity, 30+ and not married,no kids and staying in JHB and no I'm not gay I love woman.Been a IT Consultant for 7 years working for one of the top 50 company's in S.A.

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Posted by: Marie | 2004/10/20

Hoender how old are you? Are you married, single? Tell us about yourself.

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Posted by: Hoender | 2004/10/20

Ek is so kwekken bly Carey.

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Posted by: Carey | 2004/10/20

you made my day.

Thanks :o)

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