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Posted by: Liza | 2005/12/12

Talk about a kid with issues! - Joke

A guy is walking down the street and sees Little Johnny
smoking a cigarette.
He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." Johnny looks up
but doesn't say anything.

The man asks, "Son, how old are you?"

Little Johnny says, "Six."
Stunned, the man says, "Six!? When did you start smoking?" Johnny replies, "Right after the first time I had sex." "Right after the first time you had sex? When was that?"

Little Johnny answers, "I don't remember. I was drunk."

The guy collapsed.

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Posted by: Frusty | 2005/12/12

Sounds like the kids here in the U.K.!!!

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