Posted by: Ness | 2007/12/10

Subject: The Stuttering Cat

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

"Human beings ; are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and
the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before
we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his
back, went 'Fffff,Fffff, Fffff'...

And before he could say "Fcuk," the Rottweiler ate him!"

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Odd how cheering the story is. Not for the cat, of course.

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Posted by: Britty | 2007/12/10

Now that brightened my day!

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Posted by: Maria | 2007/12/10

LOL - Monday blues just lightened by several shades!

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