Posted by: JJ | 2004/11/08

Some Fun with Words

To lighten up the day - some fun with (distorted) words:

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
Definition of a will: A dead give away.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen the mall.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

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I'll eply when I can think of a similarly witty response, JJ !

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Posted by: Shaun | 2004/11/08

*In a veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

*In a beauty shop: Dye now!

*On the side of a garbage truck: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

*In a restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.

*Inside a bowling alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin

*On a shoe maker's shop: I can save your soles and I'm willing to dye for you.

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Posted by: The Moral Fibre | 2004/11/08

Vu Ja De - The feeling that I've never been here before.

Two blondes walk into a building - at least one of them should have seen it.

Man to butcher - "bet you R 50.00 you can't get that meat off the top shelf". Butcher "No, the stakes are too high"

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