Home > Experts > Question Question Posted by: DWM | 2013/02/04 Pub I was in a pub the other night and heard three girls with an overabundance of flesh, talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, " Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?" One of them screeched, " It''s WALES, you bloody idiot!" So I apologized and replied, " I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?" And...that''s the last thing I remember.... Not what you were looking for? Try searching again, or ask your own question 1 Our users say: Posted by: DH | 2013/02/04 Good one..Similarly...The wife says to her husband: " When you go to the shop buy a litre of milk and if they have eggs buy six" So he gets home with six litres of milk.The wife wants to know why he bought six litres of milk.He says: " Because they had eggs" Reply to DH Have your say Your name (optional) Your comment Security × Thanks for commenting! Your comment will appear on the site shortly. Search health advice Find an answer × Thanks for commenting! Your comment will appear on the site shortly. Reply to Your name (optional) Your comment Security Close Submit comment Recently: Asked Questions Answered Questions Commented Questions i am on chronic medication fro hypertension but does not help what can i do? Advice on getting hysterectomy Advice on getting hysterectomy Is it anxiety? I had a complicated UTI the doctor gave me Ciploxx 500, after 7 days I`m still swollen and now my urien is full of blood. Is Watkins cough medicine safe while breastfeeding?? Advice on getting hysterectomy Advice on getting hysterectomy I had a complicated UTI the doctor gave me Ciploxx 500, after 7 days I`m still swollen and now my urien is full of blood. Vaginal bleeding between periods Hi im on depo for one month now and have gained 7kg despite of the fact that im using herbex slimming products.What can I di to stop the weight gain? Contramyl XR vs. Concerta I feel being in denial is the root. Only then could it be solved. Hes willing but surrounded by family setting him up knowing he'll fail They tell me watch see what he does. It never fails. Helovesher Am I the problem Resignation query advertisement From our sponsors Win a R1 500 hamper with Alpecin Hypertension Consumer Fact Sheet Understanding diabetes self-management WIN a R2000 Skin Renewal voucher!