Posted by: Someone | 2004/12/21

Perfect Woman???

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman.
They met each other at a perfect party.
They dated for two perfect years.
They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon.
They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car,
they saw Santa Claus at the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up,
because they didn't want to make their perfect children (who were at home with their perfect babysitter)
mad because it was close to Chritmas.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with Santa Claus,
somehow they got into an accident.
Two people died and 1 lived.
Who died and who lived?
The perfect woman because the perfect man and Santa Claus aren't real.

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Posted by: sweetcakes | 2004/12/21

met my perfect man 2 years ago... he's still my perfect men....

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Posted by: Tash | 2004/12/21

never met any perfect men yet.........going to CT on Friday wish me luck.. might just find him

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Posted by: Not sure | 2004/12/21

Met the perfect man in Cape Town. Unfortunately he was already spoken for.

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Posted by: To Perfect Man | 2004/12/21

Been there, used to go to Planet Fitness at The Vines, didn't meet any perfect man there. Maybe you should try looking for the Perfect Woman that there is, in Parklands, CT, how's that?

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Posted by: Perfect man | 2004/12/21

You guys obviously did not meet the right guy yet. Come to Durbanville in Cape Town. Most of us are perfect. Or shall i say more perfect then most!

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Posted by: Someone | 2004/12/21

Another one for you Angel:

Reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man:
* Men can't pack a bag.
* Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
* Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen with all those elves.
* Men don't answer their mail.
* Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a
"bowlful of jelly."
* Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
* Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
* Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.

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Posted by: Angel | 2004/12/21

Just Perfect :)


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