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Posted by: Hoender | 2004/10/15

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Q: What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Q: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A: They can both smell it but can’t eat it.

Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: By the time you’ve finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is
a greasy box to put your bone in.

Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose
your house.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw

Q: What’s the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q. What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.

Q. What’s six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
A. Money

Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.

Q: What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
A: They’ve both swallowed a lot of semen.

Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!

Q: What do old women have between their breasts that young women don’t?
A: A bellybutton!

Q: What do Kodak and condoms have in common?
A: They both capture the moment.

Q: How do you get virgin wool?
A: From ugly sheep.

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Posted by: Hoender | 2004/10/15

Buffs - Kom ons le 'n eier saam

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Posted by: Buffs | 2004/10/15

your disgusting. i bet your single cos no lady in her right mind would date you.

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Posted by: Ha ha | 2004/10/15

Thanks, good to have a laugh on a Friday morning!

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