Our expert says:
Well Golly-Gee, Mizz Susan ! Oldest, surely, especially on a Monday morning. OK, so one reaches the point where even one's wrinkles have wrinkles, and even bathing in botox wouldn't help. Enjoy the wrinkles - they're your autobiography you never had the time to write. They're your diary, and prove you have actually lived, rather than just drifted, like those empty celebs.
This cat is more forgiving about Winter ( Megamoggy was convinced that Winter was entirely MY fault and would sit and glower at me in the cold weather ). This one has decided that, under the circumstances, I'm the best form of Central Heating.
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