Posted by: &then&then | 2004/11/01

Joke- too cute! -to make someone smile

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks
past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey you! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a joint dude, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a
few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is
going to get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into
the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps
him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the
jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint,
and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

The Monkey looks down and says "Faaaaaaark dude....... how much
water did you drink?!!"

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Posted by: Lucia | 2004/11/02

Thanks for the smile - that was real cute !

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