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Posted by: PARIS | 2004/10/12

JOKE FOR TUESDAY AFTERNOON

Stages of sex

) The first is Smurf Sëx.
This happens during the honeymoon, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

2) The second is Kitchen Sëx.
This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sëx anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.


3) The third stage is Bedroom Sëx.
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps you've got kids, so you have to do it in the bedroom.


4) The fourth stage is Hallway Sëx.
This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "fück you!"


5) The fifth stage is Courtroom Sëx.
This is when you get divorced and your wife scrëws you in front of everyone in the courtroom

Have a great day, and remember to smile!!!

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