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Posted by: Vir die girls | 2004/10/08

Good for girls

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, The
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I
just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT???!!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to
hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my
puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love Me for who I am and not what I
do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to
play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine,
honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurt out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
"WHAT??!!!"

I then said "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you

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Posted by: Mindful | 2004/10/08

I quite enjoyed that! C'mon girls, we make fun of men too, we have to expect it to come back our way sometimes too!

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Posted by: CK | 2004/10/08

Thats a mean joke.

We women just want to cuddle more often .

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