Posted by: Birch | 2005/12/13

Goeie more Wit Zombie en Tiekie. My joke vir die dag// COUNCIL COMPLAINTS LETTERS!!!!


The following are genuine clips from Durban Council complaint letters:

· My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage
has fungus growing in it.

· He has this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just
can’t take it anymore.

· It’s the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.

· I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and
burnt my knob off.

· I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when
he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

· And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls
against my fence.

· I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet
roof. I think it was a bad wind the other night that blew them off.

· My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

· I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the

· Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife
tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she’s pregnant.

· I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

· 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50%
are plain filthy.

· I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.

· The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it
is cleared.

· Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny
colour and not fit to drink.

· Our lavatory has broken in half and is now in three pieces.

· I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every
morning at 6am his c*ck wakes me up and it’s now getting to much for me.

· The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which
is unsightly and dangerous.

· Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like
a third so please send someone round to do something about it.

· I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you
please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every

· Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and
satisfy my wife.

· I have had a clerk of works down on the floor six times but I
still have no satisfaction.

· This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we
can’t get SABC2.

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Posted by: CHIRS | 2005/12/13

This is so funny, thanks you made my day...

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Posted by: Birch | 2005/12/13

Of niemand antwword die phone daai kant om die paper te lat deur kom nie....eish baas weet nie so lekker nie!!!!!!!!

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Posted by: Wit Zombie | 2005/12/13

Haaaaaaa haaaa, Birch. Dis CLASSIC! wonder hoe lyk johannesburg se council complaint letters?

"uuuuh, the fax is not going through, boss. The paper keeps coming out the other end.."

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