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Posted by: Hoender | 2004/10/22

Female Golfing Terms

CADDY
2 Women talking about a 3rd who isn't there to defend herself.

CHIPPING
Time to get our nails done again.

DOUBLE BOGIE
"Casablanca" followed by "African Queen."

FAIRWAY
Splitting the bill when the girls go to lunch.

GOOD LIE
Weight on our driver's license.

GREENS
Lunch we eat when we'd really love a cheeseburger.

HOLE-IN-ONE
Time to get new pantyhose.

IRON
What guys need to learn to do to their own shirts.

SHAFT
You watch the kids while he gets to go golfing.

SLICE
"No thanks...just a sliver."

TEES
Putting on that Victoria Secret Negligee.

WATER HAZARD
Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip.

WEDGE
Bathing suit that's too tight.

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Hmm, heading for the golf course ?

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