Our expert says:
eye Dude ed, <br>Nice to hear from you again. Just recovering from 24 hours with no electricity, as a series of City Council errors led to major line damage. I was comforted as from my upstairs windows I can see the Presidential Communications towers winking and blinking, and as they were also all in the dark, I hoped that someone would consider that urgent enough to actually solve our problems rather than leave us in the dark throughout the Holidays. The next worry, of course, was having the fridges and freezers all without power, and envisioning all the food going off, leaving us to a Christmas of dry crackers and water. As though marooned by pirates, come to think of it. I mean, my Christmas will be bleak enough anyhow, without the Council obliterating it entirely ! <br>I'm guessing that kitty is treated with much love, but will NOT be getting a Ferrari on any of her birthdays ? And I gather that the pets are not affected by second-hand smoke ? <br>Sista has some curious definitions or ideas about Christmas. Aah. the Season of Taking ! <br>And you may be right about the Haters.<br>I'm off to curse at some sea gulls ...<br>
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