Our expert says:
Marvellous ! Had such a good chuckle --- I must read it to the kitten tonight ! It's not actually about animal cruelty, as its only a mild exaggeration of the degree of desperation someone owned by a cat can get into. And besides, don't all those scratches of the owned owner by the cat, also count as animal cruelty ?
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