Posted by: Hoender | 2004/10/15

Clean Joke

Translating Your Doctor’s Comments

"Well, what have we here...?"
Means: He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.

"Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we...?"
Means: I'm stalling for time.

"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."
Means: I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.

"Let me check your medical history."
Means: I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending anymore
time with you.

"Well, now, we have some good news and some bad news."
Means: The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is,
you're going to pay for it.

"This should be taken care of right away."
Means: I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and
profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.

"Let me schedule you for some lab tests."
Means: I have a forty percent interest in the lab.

"Let's see how it develops."
Means: Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that really needs to
be cured.

"I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
Means: I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.

"That's quite a nasty looking wound."
Means: I think I'm going to throw up.

"This may smart a little."
Means: Last week two patients almost bit off their tongues.

"This should fix you up."
Means: The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff.
Hope it works...

"Everything seems to be normal."
Means: Rats! I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.

"I'd like to run some more tests."
Means: I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve
this one.

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I'd like to run some more tests, but this time the yolk's on me

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Posted by: Carol | 2004/10/15

I must say I enjoyed those ...

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Posted by: Hoender | 2004/10/15

Dis kwekken lekker om te weet dis Vrydag!

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Posted by: Beyond Tired | 2004/10/15


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