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Posted by: Someone | 2004/12/23

Christmas Songs for Shrinks

Christmas Songs for Shrinks

Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality: We Three Queens Disoriented Are.

Narcissism: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!

Dementia: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas.

Paranoia: Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me.

Mania: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town.

Depression: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.

Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, then maybe I'll tell you why!

Obsessive Compulsive: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock

Suicidal: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Passive Aggressive: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (then took away).

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Posted by: Someone | 2004/12/23

Smiley...

Hahahahaha... U R killing meeeee.....

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Posted by: smiley | 2004/12/23

No no someone

you have to stop now.....Roberto.....heeeheeeHAHAHA....*laughs histerically and falls of chair*

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Posted by: smiley | 2004/12/23

know what you mean....

here's sum corny things to think about:

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman,"Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

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Posted by: Someone | 2004/12/23

One 4 U Smiley:

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto!

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Posted by: Someone | 2004/12/23

Hey Smiley,

Glad u liked it. Need some silly humour to get by these days cos it is the silly season...hahahaha...

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Posted by: smiley | 2004/12/23

HAHAHAHA,

dont worry found it......ran out of juice! you bring tears to my eyes someone *bounce bounce*

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Posted by: smiley | 2004/12/23

Sorry Someone,

Was busy busy busy with work, people want their money so i didnt want to get punched in the nose!

what was the posting number can you remember?

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Posted by: Someone | 2004/12/23

Hey Smiley,

Where were u yesterday? Posted a corny joke for u.

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Posted by: smiley | 2004/12/23

hehehehehe, excellento!!!

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