Posted by: Dude | 2005/12/12


ey Doc,

afta readin posts 11332-3 iz got inspired 2 write anotha short story ... eets called ...


the massive arse bent over the cup of the toilet, far below waves sipped the sides of the bowl caused by copious amounts of falling pubic hair and giant particles of shtye...

the vibrations could be felt through little mollies body as her 6 little feet trembled below the giant gaping hole of exploding anal gas...

the tribal ant members gathered around the massive feet of squashdom outside the slushing doorway 2 the underworld and began 2 chant up, cha cha cha ,,, cha cha cha ...

mollies time was at an end, she was the ultimate sacrafice 2 the giant gaping hole of exploding anal gas... her death wud bring sugar spilt close 2 the ant nest... cookie crumps for the queen and warmer rain drops...

greewwwiiiishh ... above the sound of a thousand slugs being liquiadized cud b eard as the giant turtle emerged from the gasious hole, slowly peaking out and extracting back as the heaves of the giant arse defend the most ard at earing tribal ants...

uuuugugggggg uuuugggg, the turlte emerged again, this time forming a neck and a long brown snake like body lowered itself high above mollies little ant ead... the squashing sound with leaking anal gas brought molly 2 er little ant kneezz

its coming ! shouted the lookout tribal ant....
cha cha cha cha cha cha...

the crash was deadly giving birth to sunamie ... waves smashed molloy and grazed her small body around the freshly liad turd again and again, battering the life out her until nothing was left but an ant encrusted in shyte...

the huge clunk sounded, the tribal ants new this was the start of the sloshing turnado ......

a gurgle of a universe of ants could be eard as the sucktion pulled violently at the lifeless fealers ... the dim lit light above became distant as molly swept away 2 the underworld on a giant turd...

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Posted by: «Parab☻la»™ | 2005/12/12

Drugs are bad for you.

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Posted by: aaa | 2005/12/12

interesting....Ants offering ants for suger...

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Posted by: Nicolai | 2005/12/12

Mollie is an Ant Iif I'm not mistaken.

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Posted by: aaa | 2005/12/12

Who the heck is molly?

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