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10 November 2011

My life without Juju

I need Julius Malema in my life, says Susan Erasmus. But it appears that this too is to be taken away.

I need Julius Malema in my life, says Susan Erasmus. But it appears that this too is to be taken away.

  • I never had to do Woodwork at school
  • Spotting Malema on TV early in the morning usually put me in the kind of mood that things could only get better that day
  • I was too old to be asked to attend the R100m Youth Festival
  • Somehow if you wake up to the news that you are a criminal because of the colour of your skin, it diminishes the stress of making all those tricky ethical decisions about everything else
  • I will not be called up to foment rebellion in Botswana
  • My overdraft is no longer in any danger of being nationalized
  • Whatever problems I have in my life, I am grateful for having cheese in the fridge, even though I do not live in Sandton
  • I am not a bloody agent of any organisation in particular (although I am for hire for lone operations)

Let's face it, his two main transgressions are quite impressive for someone his age: bringing the ANC into (more) disrepute and damaging the international reputation of South Africa. I can just see the diary entry for a random Tuesday morning:

 
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