Susan ErasmusWhatever it is you want, I know of a guy who can make it all happen for a hundred bucks, says Susan Erasmus.
The end of all your troubles is in sight. Whether you want to learn to play the guitar, get your husband back, get a good job, win a court case, cure diabetes or cancer, or have a wonderful sex life, help is at hand.
And all this for a mere R100 consultation fee.
Or so the little pamphlet on the windscreen of my car told me. There were green palm trees drawn in the one corner and a rather blurred photograph of the self-styled prophet/healer, recently returned from Zanzibar or Marrakesh – I forget which. I just remember the place sounded exotic and so did the name of the 'prophet'.
On the astonishing list of changes this healer could bring about in your life were many things which under normal circumstances would require the co-operation of others: your boss would like you; your troubles with the neighbours would recede; you will pass your drivers’ licence test; your in-laws will think you are wonderful; your terminal disease will be cured.