In the gym
 Reception

This is really the nerve centre of the gym. It's where you'll collect your membership card and get general information about what's happening at the gym.

The desk is also populated by people who look impossibly trim and toned, turning the basic black golf shirt into a statement of athletic fashion. Try not to hate them. You'll need their help to book squash courts, show you how to set the treadmills and get details of all the classes you want to try. But you already knew that

Let's move on.