Home > Sex > Great sex Updated 06 June 2014 10 Bedroom mood killers These 10 warning points are worth remembering. (Or forwarding to your lover.) 0 Related Top 10 Sex positions for her Safe sex toys Sex position: The wheelbarrow Check Are you a sex addict? » Ask Sexologist » Join Health24 on Facebook » Quiz Are you ready for sex? » Best sex positions for those who suffer from back pain How porn addiction can affect your sex life It would be nice if we were all constantly brimming with unrequited passion like Edward and Bella...But we’re not. Which makes keeping the mood once you’ve caught it all the more important. 1. Bad breath. While funky arm pits can be a turn on and sweat a useful lubricant, bad breath is never cool. Keep breath mints in your bedside drawer at all times, along with the condoms. Also follow the basic rule: if you’re not sure, your breath is probably a bit dodge. Oh, and minty lube might work in a pinch.2. Washing machine kissing.I have never found someone who actually likes a tongue tonsil scrubbing. You? Exactly. Keep your tongue where you can still feel it. And start slow. You can’t go wrong with a slow, tension-building snoglet.3. Stampeding southOne of my favourite lines ever is from The Meaning of Life is when the Cleese school master character is teaching sexual education, with the help of his wife.“No need to go stampeding for the clitoris, boy, give the girl a KISS!”My thoughts exactly.3. Terrible musicThis is obviously quite subjective, so I asked my Twitterstream to give a few examples. They suggest avoiding, inter alia:- The Macarena- ‘He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother’- ‘Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?’- ‘I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie World...’- ‘Pump up the Jam’- ‘Like a Virgin’- De La ReyYou get the picture.4. FartingActually, on second thought, that might actually be quite a sweet ice-breaker, if you’re both nice and it doesn’t smell too bad.5. The phoneTell me you don’t answer the phone during sex. A friend once told me a guy texted while she was going down on him, but I hope that was just a horribly bad dream.7. The TV, the laptop, the iPad...Again, all totally unacceptable. Unless of course, you are porn folk. Then hey, go right ahead.6. Children knocking on the doorOr, much much worse, children STANDING IN THE DOORWAY. 7. Inappropriate gesturesSo obvious, yet such a regular passion killer, possibly because filters are rarely at optimum setting while turned on. Rule of thumb? Don’t compare anything to your thumb. Or shrug. Or – and I can’t stress this enough – ROLL YOUR EYES.8. CatsIt’s creepy to have sex with a cat in the room, dude. It just is. 9. SnortingMany, many animal like noises are sexy in the bedroom. Snorting is not one of them.10. SnoringLike snorting, snoring is never good.Got any bedroom mood killers you’d like to add? Do so, below.Follow Women24 on Twitter and like us on Facebook. Scarlett Peacock More in Sex Realistic sex dolls will soon be able to talk! More: SexGreat sex SPONSORED: Check out our competition and start your sexy shopping! Win all your sexiest bedroom accessories at Matildas.co.za. advertisement Get a quote Fedhealth - What cover is right for you? Momentum - save up to 35% on healthcare advertisement Read Health24’s Comments Policy Comment on this story 0 comments Add your comment Thank you, your comment has been submitted. Logout Comment 0 characters remaining Share on Facebook Logout Comment 0 characters remaining Share on Facebook Loading comments... From our sponsors Keeping your skin soft, moisturised and winter-ready The health benefits of donating blood Hydration is vital all year round Momentum Health: an industry leader in healthcare Live healthier Up for grabs » Raw pet food a risky choice New finding on pet food scare Why do wet dogs stink? Win food for your pet Stand a chance of winning a lazy bed and new Hill’s Ideal Balance dog food! Cure your cough » Diagnosing a chronic cough The most abused over-the-counter drug in SA Five of the weirdest things to cause a cough Why are you coughing? A cough can be a symptom of a wide variety of different health conditions, ranging from a foreign body to infective diseases and even cancer.