Home > News Updated 23 October 2014 How sex was invented Scientists have unveiled how the first sex on earth happened, and it wasn't pretty. 25 Placoderm from Shutterstock ~ Once upon a time there was a daddy placoderm and a mummy placoderm, and they liked each other a lot. So, one day, these two placoderms stood next to one another and had sex, and it was the first time sex as we (tangentially) know it had happened on planet Earth. Few similarities to human sexThis is what scientists announced this week following a detailed analysis of fossils discovered in as geographically unaffiliated destinations as Scotland, China and Estonia, said the paper which was published in Nature. The animals in questions lived not in the sea, but in lakes, and existed around 380 million years ago. Mankind earliest ancestor was believed to have lived only 1.8 million years ago.The logistics of the coupling bore very few similarities to human sex. Firstly, the animals did not face each other or approach "doggy style" from the read. Instead, the animals floated side by side "as if they were square dancing."As for genitals, they were to be found at the bottom end of the organism, where the feet would be on a human. The male had a pair of claspers, long, rigid, L-shaped appendages. The female had genital plates which formed a small area on her backside.These genital plates were described in the paper as being like a cheese grater. This rough texture would cause the male claspers to get locked in place and allow the transfer of sperm to commence.Read: Nutrition improves sperm quality Strangely, over time fish seem to have lost the ability to have sex this way, with eggs being fertilised inside the body of the female. Modern fish release eggs and sperm into the water where they are then fertilised, outside of the body. Why this happened remains a mystery to scientists, reports Vox. Read more:The rampant sex lives of animals Well-fed sperm are happy sperm New animal literally sexes itself to death Image: Placoderm from Shutterstock Harry Phillips NEXT ON HEALTH24X 3 causes of a burst eardrum 2017-04-26 15:13 More: News advertisement Read Health24’s Comments Policy Comment on this story 25 comments Comments have been closed for this article. Logout Comment 0 characters remaining Share on Facebook Loading comments... Other news Medical 3 causes of a burst eardrum Medical Early treatment gets better results for rheumatoid arthritis Diet and nutrition 'Spare tyre' increases risk of early death Medical Scientists find DNA link between early puberty and cancer Medical Blood test may gauge death risk after surgery Medical Common nutrient increases blood clotting risk From our sponsors K Naomi takes a stand and shows women how to fight back WIN a R2000 Skin Renewal voucher! Constipation in women SA's old diesel vehicles continue to fuel allergies Live healthier Are you sure? » Aid your digestion What are digestive disorders? Are you really constipated? Many people think that if they do not have two or more bowel movements every single day of their lives they are constipated. This is patently not true, writes DietDoc. True of False? » SEE: How anaphylactic shock affects your body Stop believing these 10 allergy myths Do you still believe that hay fever is caused by hay? Or that food allergies are really common? No, and no again. We bust 10 myths about allergies.