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Posted by: MelB | 2009-04-07

Something to cheer you up!

ARCHITECT: Defines someone who was neither macho enough to become an engineer nor gay enough to become a designer.

BANKER: Someone who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and takes it back when it starts to rain.

BOY SCOUT: A child dressed like an asshole under the leadership of an asshole dressed like a child.

CONSULTANT: Someone who uses your wife' s watch, tells you the time, and then charges you for it.

DIPLOMAT: Someone who tells you to go to hell in a way which makes you eager to start the journey.

ECONOMIST: An expert who will know tomorrow why that which he predicted yesterday didn' t happen today.

FRIEND: Definition of a person of the opposite sex who has that " Je ne sais quoi"  which eliminates any desire to ever try and sleep with them.

PESSIMIST: Optimist with experience

PROGRAMMER: Someone who fixes a problem you didn' t know you had in a way you don' t understand.

PSYCHOLOGIST: Someone who looks at everyone else when an attractive woman enters the room.

STATISTICIAN: Someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an engineer.

DANCING: The vertical frustration of a horizontal desire.

HEADACHE: Method of contraception most widely used by women.

INTELLECTUAL: Someone capable of thinking for more than 2 hours about something other than sex.

MONOGAMY: Repressed polygamy.

NYMPHOMANIAC: Term applied by men to any woman who wants sex more than he does.

TEAMWORK: The possibility of putting the blame on others.

INTERVIEW: That which can be seen between the interviewee' s legs.

EASY: Term applied to any woman with the sexual morals of a man.

HARDWARE: The part of the computer which you kick when the software malfunctions.

IMPATIENCE: Waiting in a hurry.

INDIFFERENCE: Attitude adopted by a woman towards a man in whom she has no interest  interpreted by the man as " playing hard to get" .

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Posted by: funny | 2009-04-07

these two are priceless:

EASY: Term applied to any woman with the sexual morals of a man

INDIFFERENCE: Attitude adopted by a woman towards a man in whom she has no interest interpreted by the man as "  playing hard to get"  .


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