The guys were on a bike tour.
> >  No one wanted to room with Dave, because he snored so badly.
> >  They decided it wasn''t fair to make one of them stay with him the
> >  whole time, so they voted to take turns.
> > 
> >  The first guy slept with Dave and comes to breakfast the next morning

> >  with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
> >  They said, " Man, what happened to you?
> >  He said, " Dave snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all
> >  night." 
> > 
> >  The next night it was a different guy''s turn.
> >  In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
> >  They said, " Man, what happened to you? You look awful!
> >  He said, ''Man, that Dave shakes the roof with his snoring.
> >  I watched him all night." 
> > 
> >  The third night was Bill''s turn.
> >  He was a tanned, older biker, a man''s man..
> >  The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
> >  " Good morning!"  he said. They couldn''t believe it. They said, " Man,
> >  what happened?" 
> >  He said, " Well, we got ready for bed.
> >  I went and tucked Dave into bed, patted him on the arse, and kissed
> >  him good night on the lips.
> >  Dave sat up and watched me all night." 
> > 
> >  With age comes wisdom!