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Posted by: DWM | 2013/02/04

Pub

I was in a pub the other night and heard three girls with an overabundance of flesh, talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, " Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?" 

One of them screeched, " It''s WALES, you bloody idiot!" 

So I apologized and replied, " I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?" 

And...that''s the last thing I remember....

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Posted by: DH | 2013/02/04

Good one..

Similarly...

The wife says to her husband: " When you go to the shop buy a litre of milk and if they have eggs buy six" 
So he gets home with six litres of milk.
The wife wants to know why he bought six litres of milk.
He says: " Because they had eggs" 

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