Home > Experts > Question Question Posted by: DWM | 2013/02/04 Pub I was in a pub the other night and heard three girls with an overabundance of flesh, talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, " Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?" One of them screeched, " It''s WALES, you bloody idiot!" So I apologized and replied, " I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?" And...that''s the last thing I remember.... Not what you were looking for? Try searching again, or ask your own question 1 Our users say: Posted by: DH | 2013/02/04 Good one..Similarly...The wife says to her husband: " When you go to the shop buy a litre of milk and if they have eggs buy six" So he gets home with six litres of milk.The wife wants to know why he bought six litres of milk.He says: " Because they had eggs" Reply to DH Have your say Your name (optional) Your comment Security × Thanks for commenting! Your comment will appear on the site shortly. Search health advice Find an answer × Thanks for commenting! Your comment will appear on the site shortly. Reply to Your name (optional) Your comment Security Close Submit comment Recently: Asked Questions Answered Questions Commented Questions HIV positive Ek sukkel met menstruasie Can't attend stepdaughter's party Prenatal paternity tests Mucus in my infant's throat Child coughing blood Child in coma from pancreatic surgery? HIV positive Elderly mother wants two german shepherd dogs Can't attend stepdaughter's party Hi im on depo for one month now and have gained 7kg despite of the fact that im using herbex slimming products.What can I di to stop the weight gain? My son and I If a girl swallows sperm, can she get pregnant? He called me filth Spiked drink advertisement From our sponsors Discover treatments that can help reduce acne What can I do to reduce or remove acne marks? Dementia and Incontinence: what you need to know WIN a R2000 Skin Renewal online store voucher!