Our expert says:
If you are trying to make your Staffie look as ugly as you I would suggest a plastic surgeon with a bad reputation. Preferrably an older one that cant see that well and shakes a bit. I can also put you in touch with a shrink that that can give you that nudge over the edge that you need.
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