Home > Columnists Columnists Jesus in Australia? If you're convinced that you're a reincarnation of a famous person, you can either phone the doctor, or you can cash in. What would you do, asks Susan Erasmus? Start A Health24 blog » Try Our quizzes and tools » Follow Health24 on Twitter » Ask CyberShrink » Bizarre uses for bodily fluids 4 fascinating animal facts More by Susan Erasmus Read more columns by Susan Erasmus. More by Cybershrink Read more of Cybershrink's columns and articles. Money for people or animals? Does giving to animal causes take funds away from humans in desperate need? Life, death and a donkey In the bigger scheme of things, how important can the death of one donkey be? A lot more than you think, says Susan Erasmus. Lotto frenzy The possibility of a R57m Lotto win turned the heads of these five non-gamblers in the office completely. Here's what went down, says Susan Erasmus. You did WHAT? There is a point in all horror movies or survival programmes when every viewer wants to scream, "NO, NO, don't do that!" Here's why we can't stop watching, says Susan Erasmus. “ Latest comment on Health24 Gerhard van Wyk says... What a bunch of sensasionalist nonsense. It's almost impossible to get THC poisoning. The low toxicity and the amount that can enter the body through consumption poses NO threat... Children getting poisoned by medical marijuana ” Brown and the missing millions Although she lost no money in the Fidentia scandal, Susan Erasmus feels deeply distressed by Brown's lenient sentence. Phuck the phishing scammers I work for my money. Hard. Why does some lazy bum of a scammer think he has a right to steal it from me, asks Susan Erasmus. The last battle on earth The last great battle on earth is one we humans could lose. And this invisible enemy could strike any day, says Susan Erasmus. We are all losers Society has turned us all into losers, says Susan Erasmus. Competitive losers, but losers nevertheless. Why have we fallen for this? load more articles advertisement From our sponsors Don’t be taken by surprise this winter, keep your defences up with Vital Hop, skip and jump through winter with Hill’s Pet Nutrition Age-related bone loss is higher in women Conduct your most important Medihelp business from your mobile phone Live healthier Fight off the flu » Flu-proof your home Flu guide Sleep soundly Flu season Boost your defences this winter. Brush up on your smile » Dental caries Bad breath Ask the expert How to brush your teeth Here's the correct way to brush your teeth.